Just Here to Bang! - Unisex Hoodie salem showing metallic plating and exposed

showing metallic plating and exposed mechanical detail with glowing red eyes

gripping a bat in a ready position

it was a military entrance exam from a civilization too desperate to care about your GPA

Fargo's Divorcees took the diamond in 1897 as part of the Red River Valley League

A baseball with visible stitching sits below alongside "79'

Just Here to Bang! - Unisex Hoodie salem showing metallic plating and exposedFirecracker double entendres on a holiday tee are doing exactly zero percent of the subtlety work they think they're doing. Neighbors already know, and the potato salad line just got uncomfortable. The Details: Curved blue bubble lettering reads "JUST HERE" arching above a cartoon red firecracker tilted diagonally, its top bursting in a large explosion of yellow, orange, and red sparks radiating outward. Blue bubble lettering below reads "TO BANG."