Upschitz Creek - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black a large cream illustration of

a large cream illustration of a muffin shows visible chunks on its domed top and vertical ridges on a pleated paper liner

White block text reads "GET IT AT" above pink neon-style cursive reading "Porky's

" followed by large yellow block letters reading "PIECES OF SHIT" and smaller white text reading "Breakfast Cereal

Every bad guy thinks they're Vader

with radiating sunburst lines behind him

Upschitz Creek - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black a large cream illustration ofpschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943, which is less a business model and more a confession. Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves. The Details: Weathered golden yellow block text reads "PSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides. A winding light blue creek flows through olive green pine trees in a vintage hand drawn illustration style, with a wood grain canoe in