The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes) (Guides to Villainy and Love) bookmobile cap there were only two things

there were only two things he wanted: to find a gym he could easily get to from his apartment and to hang out with his three best friends as much as possible

with better one-liners

hanging out in the local Bakery

" ―Kirkus Reviews

She was never meant to be seen

The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes) (Guides to Villainy and Love) bookmobile cap there were only two thingsA conflicted villain and his unstoppable bride form the realms most chaotic alliance in this riotously funny dark romantasy perfect for fans of Assistant to the Villain, but darker and spicier. Whats mine stays mine. Step One: Kidnap someone cute. Step Two: Force her into marriage. Step Three: Try not to catch feelings. When Dark Lord Kazimir Blackrose kidnaps Lady Arabella for a forced marriage, he expects an obedient, trembling bride. What he gets